Thursday, August 4, 2011

Why is Jesus always begging me for spare change?

Folks, believe it or not, Jesus has allready come back and only a few of us are aware of it. Look, I have seen the pictures of Jesus and this man I see on the Las Vegas strip is undeniably Jesus. He got the same hair, beard, eyes, and is even wearing the same robe. Unfortuneatly, Jesus is not in that great of shape. He looks rather disheveled, is missing teeth due to smoking crystal meth, and is currently homeless. Occasionally, I will give him a buck or two before I enquire as to what has happened to him. He told me that his sole purpose in coming back would be to punish the wicked and rescue the children of Christ, however his mission had taken a turn for the worse once he decided to try crystal meth. Since then, he has been doing everything in his power to support his addiction including prostitution, theft, and panhandling. He has scabs all over his face,rotten, teeth, has the appearance of a holocaust survivor, and is suffering from extreme paranoid delusions. At one point I began to cry as I thought about how much I used to look up to my lord. I guess his second coming did not exactly pan out the way he had expected it to.

Is it wrong for kids and adults to wear diapers if they don`t need to wear them?

a female friend of mine has a 20 year old daughter who wears diapers 24/7.she normal and dosn`t need to wear them.she just like to wear diapers and use them for their intentent purpose.it looks so weired her laying on the bed at her age while having her diapers changed.i`m afraid if this continues to go on much longer the girl will become incontinence and have to wear diapers all the time if she isn`t already maybe regress into a baby again. i`v talked to my friend seveal time about this.she just saids her daughter enjoys wearing diapers as much as she enjoys changing her diapers.am i right and they wrong or am i wrong and they right.

Best headset/headphones for...?

hah i like mostly all the music you like (well just Skrillex, Deadmau5 and Disturbed) but if i were you i would have to either go with Astro A40s or Astro In-Ear headsets. The astro A40's are 270 U.S. dollars but they are great for Xbox, Ps3, & music. But they aren't built for bass. I would recommend them for gaming though. Music, I would get the in-ear headphones. those I believe are built for bass.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

What is marketing plan?

Can you please give me a general meaning of it? But slightly long and understandable? Sorry its an assignment and i hate assignments like this. And also its purpose and components and parts. Thanks so much!

What makes an atheist happy and what makes a believer happy?

I think everyone should be happy to just be LEFT ALONE to believe what they believe and not mind what others are believing.

Help with starcraft after dumb boyfriend comment?

real time stragety, you got to gather resources and build up your base and army, wile destroying your opponet.

Should I talk to him?

.Best to ask him if he works here casually.He should then tell you about his work and what it involves.Providing the cash register isn't too busy,you should be able to find out something about each other